palace.

while in london, i took a stroll down to buckingham palace. hmm. pretty boring. the next day i went to harrod's. holy mother. between you and me, i'd rather live at harrod's. specifically in the shoe salon. wow. the old queenie doesn't know what she's missing.

i did happen to end up behind a pack of frenchies at harrod's. holy sheet. seriously, all i could smell 360 degrees around me was ciggies and b.o. ugh. i hope all of france does not smell like this.