jc.

so i'm not sure if you have gotten wind of what's been going on in the twitterverse but it seems that jesus has a twitter account. look him up @iJesusChrist. clearly, the late jc is totally with the times. when i asked him, "why the i?" he responded to me saying it was time for him to get with the digital age and besides, he has an iphone and an imac, so why not iJesusChrist? can't argue with that, he's freakin' jesus. (i think he meant cyber age, but again... who am i to argue?)

over the past few days i have been following christ... well, more like stalking... and here are some of my favorite words from our savior:

For spelling too I hope. RT @iamdiddy: Tomorrows gona be a better day
31 minutes ago from web

@xochitleatsky You don't want to know....Michael Jackson showed me the moonwalk. Tupac isn't here. He's in a much more tropical enviroment.
about 1 hour ago from web in reply to xochitleatsky

Im not.Go get some lights, cheapskate RT @Zilla209: Not spending money this year on outdoor Christmas lights. Im sure Jesus is cool with it
about 2 hours ago from TweetDeck

The fact that I can use proper grammar for one. RT @zachflynn: If we are all gods children, then what's makes jesus so special?
about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck

@VCurrentAffairs what can I say? chicks dig the beard. Turning water into wine doesnt hurt either.
about 5 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to VCurrentAffairs

@XxBrookeyBabyxX you should probably work on spelling. I can't grant a prayer if I can't understand it.
about 8 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to XxBrookeyBabyxX

Birthday countdown 25 days!
12:21 AM Dec 1st from TweetDeck

@johncmayer Hi, John...I just wanted to introduce myself. I'm Jesus, nice to meet you.
11:59 PM Nov 30th from TweetDeck

and my personal fave was when jesus tweeted at me!

@flirtyfloridian It's true. I showed Tebow how to do that after his sophomore year. He needed to loosen up a bit.
11:44 PM Dec 1st from TweetDeck in reply to flirtyfloridian

in the end this "parable" (if you will) teaches us that first of all, EVEN jesus is obsessed with tim tebow. i mean, he tweets about him for christ's sake. and secondly, jc isn't cool with crappy spelling or poor grammar - sorry fsu grads.

got a question for the jees? hit him up on twitter @ijesuschrist

amen.