trade.

so fantasy football has been going well. i have been winning until just this past weekend. so now i am 2-1 and 2nd in power ranking in my league. i'm not too worried. even the national championship florida gators had one loss. and with the exception of romo's ribs and miles austin's bang up, i'm doing pretty nicely. i dropped a couple of losers and snagged thomas jones right after jamaal charles ate shit. sadly, jones is kind of a turd. but at least i was smart enough to snatch him up. i have also since dropped dirty sanchez and taken on ryan fitzpatrick and cam newton. yes, i have 3 quarterbacks. i know i can only play one per week but as long as i have these guys... nobody else does :) i have no plans on ever dropping/trading certain guys (mainly ray rice, miles austin, and rob gronkowski).

and that brings me to the trade i was recently offered...

a certain someone posted for a trade with me. joe flacco for ray rice. and of course i turned him down. broken and hurt, he resorted to the league's message board.

"if you had ray rice (55pts) on your team and was offered drew brees (94pts) for him, and then countered back w/ brandon jacobs (27pts) for brees instead and then audaciously called it a similiar offer... would you maybe be a uf graduate? like to see a show of hands/opinion on what trade is fair... or in florida, fairer?"

whoa whoa whoa. i must say i was a little surprised. firstly, how about we bring all the facts to the forefront. the first trade offer on the board was flacco for rice. which was then backed up with absurd comment that he is the number 2 qb in the league. and now said participant in league is changing his tune and putting brees on the line! how convenient.

if my intelligence is going to be insulted and people are going to assume that i will give away ray rice for joe flacco... then yes, i am going to insult your 'intelligence' right back and offer you piss poor brandon jacobs for drew brees. and newsflash - my offer? it's called sarcasm, dumbass.

and then knocking university of florida with 'fairer'? really? that's coming form the guy who said:
""if you had ray rice (55pts) on your team and was offered drew brees (94pts) for him..."

if you was? really? wrong. how about trying the word were.

if you want to live in my country, learn the goddamn language.

this may be my first year of fantasy football and i am also a female but i'm not freakin mentally challenged. good luck with that trade buddy...