hungry.

have you ever noticed that girls in relationships are always well fed and sometimes gain "happy weight"? you know what that is, you put on a few pounds and people start to say "oh you must be happy" wink wink. so now tell me, do you have a friend that’s constantly bitching about how she wishes she could find someone to date? and you know who i’m talking about – she’s the girl that enjoys being single. she’s independent. i-n-d-e-p-e-n-d-e-n-t do you know that means! (sorry couldn't resist) she does what she wants, when she wants, however she wants. you know exactly who i'm talking about. she dresses like a slut... yeah, yeah that’s her. listen buddy - she doesn’t want to date you - you're not that lucky. she's hungry. and she wants to use you for dinner. cause that’s all dating is right? free dinner here, free dinner there. unless… you’re a dude. have you ever noticed you will never ever have a dude friend call you up on a thursday night and sigh into the phone… “i wish i was dating someone". nope. not gonna happen. wanna know why? cause a guy doesn't need a date in order to gain happy weight.

all he needs is a beer.

now if you find a guy who is dating, i can assure you his girlfriend is happily fed (ever notice how the girl usually picks the restaurant) and he is either brainwashed or in love. almost sounds like the same thing huh? all i'm saying is watch out for the chick that just wants to go to dinner every time you see her. she's just hungry. if she lets you take her places that don't revolve around dinner at the new it spot every weekend... you have a winner. (but you should probably feed her anyway - otherwise you're kind of a douche.)